We talked to Tommy a day before he was headed to prison where he will likely be killed - and for what? For encouraging vigilantes? He never said that. He just got a death sentence for something he didn’t do. ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaRDK1mUcYk
It's hard to tell if someone is just shaking their dick or if they're doing something much more serious. The difference is just a few degrees of motion.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izFb26PGlw4
They may be half the population but we know so little about them. For example,
-Why can't they make machine gun sounds?
-Are Maxi Pads for losers?
-Are men gross?
-Why do they want a $10,000 purse?
-If they don't really care about looks, who does? We're not that picky. Why is such a huge part of the economy devoted to pleasing two sides who aren't really THAT concerned about how the other side looks?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHY-0-sLPrU
It appears I am losing Joe to the “everyone who disagrees with liberals is a Nazi” zeitgeist. This is sad because I’m not a Nazi. I’m gay. I’m gay for Joe Rogan.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56UtrpXRq4o
SPEECH TRANSLATED BELOW
From "Louder With Crowder"
A highly Glaswegian version of the “Americans Love a Winner” speech at the beginning of the movie “Patton” (1970).
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DefendGavin.com. What’s it all about?
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever beat the SPLC being all peely wally (pale and sickly) and eating jammy dodgers (jam biscuits) on the couch. He succeeded by getting off his ass while THOSE peely wallies ate jammy dodgers on the couch.
Big man, (friend) all this stuff you’ve heard about the Southern Poverty Law Center is a load of absolute shit. Americans, traditionally are buzzing for (love) free speech. All real Americans are mad wae sayin’ (nuts about saying) what they think - even when their patter (conversations skills) is rotten.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AgaUQ5SwTo
It's weird how Red Sox fans and Yankees fans don't make fun of us. They just pat us on the head and say, "You got it, big guy. This is going to be your year." Then they walk away making fun of each other and shit. They don't see us as worth of riffing with. It hurts.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFcFoR0KO0I