A version of Join Islam for all the sexy little Spanish Crusaders.
HUGE thanks to Mr. D for providing the expertly translated lyrics and golden voice.
The original English version can be found here: https://youtu.be/uQBgrUObbHw
PS If you or anyone you know can record this song in Arabic, The Pharaoh has written an epic translation here:
https://goo.gl/BDDo7X
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhcrNIiW6XY
Mr Slick explains his philosophically robust argument for the existence and nature of God.
COMING SOON: Deconverted Man and I are working on the 100% Historically Accurate Doubting Thomas Story FEATURING Mary Magdalen's animated boobs.
So please go and sub to DM's sexy channel right here, bitches:
https://www.youtube.com/user/DeconvertedMan1
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tywb1BwvpOc
If your ass has ever wondered how to murder a baby- here's yo' motherfuckin answer!
Sure at first I was like "OMG no way! That's nasty!" but with the help of my friends *Tony, Ray, Colin, Billy, Ravi and Dustin*, I learned dat it's EASY PEASY to understand why it is totally necessary to murder babies sometimes.
In dis video you will hear a number of ordinary, rational, real-life senarios that help to justify the act of hacking babies to bits with a sword all afternoon.
Y'all see dis shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EahmwMYMIdY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQeXlypJp-s
A doc-dropping spectacular featuring Sye, Atheism Demented and a special guest appearance from the sexiest motherfuckin casualty of dropped docs we ever lost.
A big thanks to ma homeguuuuurl Karen S fo' da bulk of dis motherfuckin script and fo' all her assistance & ongoing investigations an shit.
http://www.youtube.com/user/streetkar52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6Q6uBWuoHA
After listening to the truly inspirational words of Jeremy Corbyn at Glastonbury Festival, Lily Allen and Owen Jones decide to spread the message that building walls is objectionable, but how in the world can they be certain that this message will be seen by as many people as possible?
This video also includes evidence that minor celebrities really DO know more about the goals of ISIS-inspired terrorist attacks than people who've bothered to look at the literature published by ISIS that's freely available online.
Huge pulsating thanks to the wonderful people who continue to shower me with support on Patreon. You are always in my wettest dreams.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZYpCeARhKE
My tribute to the good old days when Brett was King of the Internet.
MUSIC: Based on "La donna è mobile" (a song explaining how all women are fickle bitches) from the 1851 opera "Rigoletto" by Verdi.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdZT38ITjZQ
Some motherfuckers is mistakenly spreadin LIES dat the resurrection story contains many violations (or the total SUSPENSION) of Roman law.
In dis video I demonstrate dat the entire event ACTUALLY HAPPENED, so FUCK YOU.
Special thanks to https://www.youtube.com/user/eunoia62 for the most perfect Ray Winstone/Bob Hoskins Pilate voice acting in the universe.
Additional thanks to Ran Cambell for providing his actual face.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_I9Q5kBLS0
Islam = gender equality, gay rights and total egalitarianism (according to Amani from muslimgirl.net)
Apologies for my accent. It's supposed to be New York/Jordanian but I sound like a Welsh Russian.
Original video: https://youtu.be/tmLXk4fkjbs
The Pharaoh's response to Amani: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sKMDCXD_ho
The incredible Based Mama's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClIhNlS1M2OVxHE7WwPpA8A
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeXVP7TlSxY
London Bridge special, featuring three guys hungry for a place in paradise.
Three friends hire a van for a late night drive through the streets of London and soon discover that fasting all day can give you a healthy appetite for peace.
Sitcom starring Abz, Youssef and Rachid.
Guest appearances: Sadiq Khan, Bob Geldof, Eddie Izzard, JK Rowling, Lily Allen & Owen Jones.
Enormous thanks to you throbbingly sexual Patreon donors for making this possible :)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLbyfinPuvM