I'm finally done with high school, and that waste of five years was made completely redundant by the examiners being lazy and not letting us sit the exams. My results were actually kind of similar to the random ones I calculated a few days before this. Helpful.
This was brought over from "GooTube" on 11/11/2020 after being originally uploaded on 20/08/2020.
This is original content. Formed from twelve years of wasted time Edited with Final Cut Pro X Microphones are iPhone 6S and Blue Snowball iCE Cameras are iPhone 6S and Panasonic HX-DC3
Episode 1 of 1
THIS SERIES HAS BEEN ABANDONED. WATCH THE NEWER VIDEOS ON HERE.
This is #BullshitQuizzes on The Problem, what was meant to be a new show presented by El Has, featuring a list of #quizzes about a topic from the Internet. He would rate rate each of their questions a score out of their total questions, based on their relevance to the topic they claim to answer.
Each question is rated either 'relevant' or 'bullshit'. Relevant questions score a point for that quiz. The point is not to answer honestly (although I already know the answer is 'no'). The topic of these quizzes are 'Are you Gay?'
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Table of contents:
- Quiz 1: https://www.allthetests.com/quiz34/quiz/1502042431/Gay-Test
- Quiz 2: https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2016/01/23/this-quiz-claims-to-be-able-to-tell-your-sexuality-based-on-images/
- Quiz 3: https://www.thequiz.com/if-you-score-less-than-100-on-this-quiz-youre-definitely-gay/
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Discord: https://discord.gg/xBGecUh
Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/Elhoffo_Has
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This is original content.
Edited with Final Cut Pro X
Screen Recorder is QuickTime Player
Camera is Canon EOS 1300D
Microphone is Industry Standard Sound Lapel Mic
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This is the full series Emptying the Bag, originally uploaded to "GooTube" throughout 2019 and 2020, it features El Has emptying his bags to dispose of things his school give him. There are nine episodes and a video explaining why there was no finale. The chapter list is below.
BUY HUMANS INCARNATE: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/elhas/humans-incarnate
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The point of this series was to show people that schools give people far too much shit that we're expected to keep for no goddamn reason. Some things got cut out of episode 8 and 9. They were relegated to "bonus material" on GooTube, but because the music already existed, adding some of the clips back in would disrupt it, and that would be rather strange. The original versions can be found on YouTube in this playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLa0PSaCOS5w_ccschiKFba-2ReeZrKMG6
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Table of contents:
00:00:00 - Introduction
00:00:08 - Episode 1: New Concept
00:13:11 - Episode 2: Three Weeks Later...
00:25:27 - Episode 3: Summer Preparation
00:31:54 - Episode 4: First Bag Empty of Year 11
00:37:36 - Episode 5: New Year makes no Difference
00:52:22 - Episode 6: It's Too Late for my Back
01:02:05 - Episode 7: Not the Last Episode
01:09:50 - Episode 8: Emptying the Box
01:32:04 - Episode 9: Emptying the Other Box
02:07:04 - Why There's no Finale for Emptying the Bag/Box
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Find out what I do at https://el-has.webflow.io/
This is original content.
Formed from repeated bag-filling
Edited with Final Cut Pro X
Cameras are Canon EOS 1300D, DBPOWER Model N5 & Panasonic HX-DC3
Microphones are Canon EOS 1300D, Blue Snowball iCE, Industry Standard Sound Lapel Mic & Panasonic HX-DC3
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If the video doesn't work in the browser, you'll need to open this in one of the LBRY apps. Find out how to get them by going to https://lbry.com/get
BUY HUMANS INCARNATE: https://distrokid.com/hyperfollow/elhas/humans-incarnate
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This is a video containing the full complete series called Watching Adverts that Should not be, which I started on "GooTube" in September 2019 and finished in December 2020. The original series can be found in its playlist at https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLa0PSaCOS5w8ttfcG6o-15F7I2bIUj-UH and the surviving adverts that were watched here can be found in https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLa0PSaCOS5w9DmbdpHnbLDrPzN5GOlg2F
The adverts in this series fall into many categories: scams, random videos that don't advertise anything, children's videos made by pædophiles, full songs that we can listen to for free if you put them up as adverts, and the VERY OCCASIONAL advert. None of these are very good, and I wasted way too much time on pronouncing things wrong, getting pissed off at people's inabilities to do another take (even when I had that inability) and trying to fit all the actual titles onto the screen in the credits. As a result, some of the title and channel names had to be changed slightly due to a variety of reasons, and as a whole, I had to render the video into H.264 "faster encode" otherwise FCP would crash, and it usually isn't available to you if you're *choosing where your goddamn file goes.* It also means the video doesn't open in QuickTime for some reason. No thanks to you for not watching, but thanks for the LBC.
Table of contents:
0:00:00 - Introduction
0:00:10 - Episode 1: Watching Adverts that Should not be
0:15:17 - Episode 2: Watching more Adverts that Should not be
0:30:15 - Episode 3: Watching the Third Round of Adverts
0:45:49 - Episode 4: Watching Adverts that Don't Advertise Anything
1:20:05 - Episode 5 Part 1: Watching Adverts that are Mostly Scams
1:50:53 - Episode 5 Part 2: Watching too many Adverts that Should not be
2:13:36 - Episode 6 Part 1: Watching infuriating Adverts that Should not be
2:56:09 - What should have been Episode 6 Part 2
3:02:01 - Episode 6 Part 2: Watching Concerning Adverts that Should not be
3:54:22 - Episode 6 Part 3: Watching Adverts that Should not be FOR THE LAST TIME
5:08:37 - Very long credits reel
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https://el-has.webflow.io/
This is original content.
Formed from far too much wasted time
Edited with Final Cut Pro X
Screen Recorder is QuickTime Player
Cameras are MacBook Air 6,2 Webcam, possibly a Canon EOS 1300D & DBPOWER Model N5
Microphones are Blue Snowball iCE, Industry Standard Sound Lapel Mic & iPhone 6S
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THE PROBLEM: https://el-has.webflow.io/channels/the-problem
EL HAS MUSIC: https://el-has.webflow.io/channels/el-has-music
Episode 21
In the random golf episode, Mavis' star legs it from her bent (s)tick and Mavis has to wing it through a two-star fayery upgrade to get another one. I always thought the star vanished because it's not meant to be used for sport yet Mr. Abracadabra didn't get the message on time, because I didn't see the gnome stealing it.
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Uses footage from Willo the Wisp '81
Edited with Final Cut Pro X Trial the Second
Music:
Tears for Fears - Mad World
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This is for entertainment purposes only.
Find out what I do at https://el-has.webflow.io/
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Episode 2
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Yes, there's another episode this time. Here we have the WEF trying to convince you that you will have a higher chance of having a fucking house if you let yourself be stalked. I didn't have enough time to talk about the fact that this 'inclusion' bollocks is a blatant lie. I had to speed this up to fit in YouTube Shorts for god's sake!
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EL HAS MUSIC: https://el-has.webflow.io/channels/el-has-music
Find out what I do at https://el-has.webflow.io/
This comes from https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2021/01/this-new-approach-to-credit-scoring-is-accelerating-financial-inclusion/
That video with the guy who paid the ISO thousands of pounds which for some reason means he's trustworthy is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngCZRzuRVJY
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BGM 5 by El Has
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This is original content
Formed from the pointlessness of all those numbers you assign to yourselves
Edited with Final Cut Pro
Camera is EOS 1300D
Microphone is Blue Snowball
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While looking for other things, I discovered there had been a consultation about changes to the Human Rights Act. This stream should help you find out what that entails.
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SUSTAIN MY EXISTENCE (and get Humans Incarnate early): https://subscribestar.com/el-has
Watch the edited version: https://odysee.com/@El-Has-The-Problem/LawReading-HumanRightsAct-Edited/
Get multiple versions of the file: https://www.gov.uk/government/consultations/human-rights-act-reform-a-modern-bill-of-rights
HUMANS INCARNATE (Link will start working when it is published): https://el-has.webflow.io/music-releases/humans-incarnate/
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00:00:00 - Starting Soon Screen
00:02:22 - Preamble, introduction & Foreword
00:08:49 - Adding LBC
00:11:42 - Foreword pt. 2, Summary and Strasbourg
00:25:35 - Competence in all the Wrong Places
00:30:08 - Legal Murder & The Trust Framework
00:34:48 - Technical Difficulties
00:42:58 - Responsibilities, & Things Left Out
00:45:11 - Fucking Hell! Chapter 1!
00:50:48 - Trial by an Unwilling Jury
00:55:01 - Spoon-fed Bullshit (Freedom of Expression)
01:05:53 - Chapter 2, the Sharper Focus Bullshit
01:07:46 - Strange Noise from Outside
01:08:32 - Continued: Being Forced to Do Things
01:13:49 - Skim-reading You can't See
01:17:33 - Incompatibility
01:19:00 - El Gets a Drink
01:20:33 - More Incompatibility, Racism and other crap
01:27:25 - Limitations on the Right to Think
01:32:42 - El Gives up and Advertises
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A future episode of The Problem will incorporate this document from the Climate Change Committee, which, rather than doing anything reasonable, rattles on about changing how people live their entire lives. The audio notes from all parts of this will serve as part of the script for Season 3 Episode 4, which, for reasons I have already explained on this channel AND social media (primarily Gab), probably won't release until next year.
GIVE ME LBC!! I AM RUNNING OUT!!!
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HUMANS INCARNATE: https://el-has.webflow.io/music-releases/humans-incarnate
SUSTAIN MY EXISTENCE: https://www.subscribestar.com/el-has
EL HAS MUSIC: https://el-has.webflow.io/channels/el-has-music
Official Webpage: https://committees.parliament.uk/committee/515/environment-and-climate-change-committee/news/173479/government-must-support-behaviour-change-to-meet-climate-targets/
Archived Snapshot: https://archive.ph/T2G6Q
PDF Download: https://archive.org/details/hl-paper-64
Find out what I do at https://el-has.webflow.io
This probably has something to do with https://weforum.org
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TBD
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The Problem Season 3: https://odysee.com/@El-Has-The-Problem:0/The-Problem-Season-3:0
Law Reading Streams: https://odysee.com/@El-Has-The-Problem:0/Law-Reading-Streams:a
Reading the CCC's behaviour Report: https://odysee.com/LR-CCC-Behaviour-Change:4d7d0ee3e9e454fac511d94e248aa7e3dc26469c?r=2Z8nJ8zm357nB4PoyQ85NEXZpYRhXspA
Episode 9
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The one thing anyone knows about the WEF is their marketing proclaiming "you will own nothing and you will be happy". Thing is, nobody ever specifies what said that. This video does, and there's more to it. They want everything you value to be lost. Your house, tech, privacy... all gone, so they can gain complete control over you. Unless you kill them. DO IT!!!
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EL HAS MUSIC: https://el-has.webflow.io/channels/el-has-music/
SUSTAIN MY EXISTENCE: https://subscribestar.com/el-has/
HUMANS INCARNATE: https://el-has.webflow.io/music-releases/humans-incarnate/
Find out what I do at https://el-has.webflow.io/
mY LIfE hAS NeVEr bEeN BEtTEr: https://archive.ph/XXv2v (Amended title: https://archive.ph/FcKEb)
What if Privacy Becomes a LUXURY GOOD!?: https://www.weforum.org/events/world-economic-forum-annual-meeting-2017/sessions/what-if-privacy-becomes-a-luxury-good-davos-2017
BACKWARDS PRIORITIES: https://el-has.webflow.io/music-releases/backwards-priorities/
SHOW PEOPLE THE EVIDENCE: https://el-has.webflow.io/music-releases/spte/
DEATH BY RNG: https://el-has.webflow.io/music-releases/death-by-rng/
FORCED SOMNIPHOBIA: https://el-has.webflow.io/music-releases/fs/
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- BGM 9
- BGM 7: Get a Move On
- MuricEL (Version 1)
- BGM 8: Forgotten Pain
Episode 5
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Lots of the WEF's output seems to have this idea that literally everything humans need to do to survive is a detriment to their productivity. This episode goes over a video the WEF made that tells us Plos One thinks cold showers are more effective at cleaning skin than warm showers. Some later episodes will be in the "Everything Affects Productivity" series, but they won't necessarily be the next few. See you in 2022, the year of the release of Album 1!
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EL HAS MUSIC: https://el-has.webflow.io/channels/el-has-music/
Find out what I do at https://el-has.webflow.io/
Video can be found at https://weforum.org/ probably
https://medicalsciences.stackexchange.com/questions/500/does-hot-water-kill-germs-better-than-cold-water/
https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0161749/
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BGM 2: Close to Happiness by El Has
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This is original content
Formed from not everything being detrimental to your job
Edited with Final Cut Pro X
Camera is Canon EOS 1300D
Microphone is Blue Snowball