I cannot find my phone or the batteries so please enjoy the audio.
Useless Fact: Battery No. 5 gave away his pet!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsoUU8VAli4
Microsoft Sam tastes old biscuits, disturbs tiny grass and eats a carpet!
DON'T CLICK THIS: https://bit.ly/2MnqryH
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6WTwI011eo
Mr. Posh Battery's voice temporarily changes but gets reverted back to normal.
Useless Fact: NOCOMOTIVE INBOUND!!!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofHUekrX3ns