Did you know that a zombie's favorite food is not brains but fast food like Burger King and Mickey D's? Shocking! I always figured that fast food rots the brain, but I did not expect it to turn you into a zombie! It is a shame that home made food is not a thing in the current year. I mean people have totally forgotten the secrets of staying thing while making home cooked! It is a darn shame too as Grandma used to make a mean pie like no one else can and now every restaurant tries to mimic Grandma!
#comedy #gaming #callofduty
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahFMP2MCPFQ
It is a hard world to live in when the devil itself will not give you back your lover. I am talking about traversing 5 or more worlds again trying to find a bracelet that supposedly is an item that can hurt the devil. Why even bother at this point you ask? Well, I am a knight and that is what us knights do! We kill, maim, and fight for our ladies! Who would not do it for a maiden that has eyes only for you (no delusions here)! Time to kick it into third gear now!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDhMsOMM0Bk
Yes, you read that correctly and now you cannot stop thinking about the image I gave you...
#comedy #gaming #fallout #shorts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stPQWx7SESI
Please be gentle with @sexyfarts2019, he is a pure maiden that has not experienced the ways of the man-eating giant zombie! In all seriousness folks, I have come here today to talk about the menace that plagues our society right now: the stereotype of the little man losing to the big man! This is inherently false as some of the biggest goliaths have lost to many a small man in there time. Even David had the first headshot when he lodged a rock between Goliath's brows! So this one of the times that if "you mess around, you will find out" comes into play!
Outro: Chotto Matte Kudasai (Remix)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKMHLTjj-OQ
Have fun!:
https://discord.gg/psgxdjb
#comedy #gaming #dyinglightgame #zombies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecM5PmNk2Xs
The time draws near! Fontaine is going to get what is coming to him! He has used me and Tenenbaum to commit unimaginable acts against humanity. This must come to an end! This is for all the marbles down in Rapture! I have ran out of things to say to get my video discovered by the algorithm, so I will keep blabbering about how I graduated the top of my class in the army. Yes, that is right kiddo! You are dead! I have the power to detect where you are at this very moment!
#gaming #comedy #bioshock
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRyioy4Pui4
I am a connoisseur of round spherical objects that are made of different materials.
#comedy #gaming #shorts #nintendo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7sRucm2DrQ
As the great @sexyfarts2019 looked down from all the destruction he had caused the other factions, he wept and stated, "it just touches itself." Truly, words that all can live by in these trying times. Remember, it is not enough to seek out war or commit war crimes as you are winning, but to gain inspiration on the battlefield just like great sexy farts 201. I guarantee that if you commit yourself to these words, the battlefield shall be yours for the taking! Friends, family, countrymen, do not let the darkness get to you! Let us push on into battle!
#gaming #comedy #games #supremecommander
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPjVAGXzsQ0
Nothing beats trying to aim for perfection, but the journey to perfection is a hellish route. Pizza Tower aims to tear down your sanity while doing that. There is also a mod that allows you to go more than the two laps and what better way to show your sanity dwindling than going to Lap 3?
Heaven help me...
#comedy #games #gaming #pizzatower
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc-j9ZUkoE0