Dommy Doctor Lets Loose On My Lifeless Sugar Body #shorts
Its a little humiliating just how bad I want to slovenly crawl into 52,000 of Dr Chakwas' interlocking clams without a muzzle on during my favourite holiday - the hot mum cheat day: 33 used syringes edition. Only problem is, I don't particularly wish to explain what drove me to breed a culture of 60 fish in my own grandiose grave of salty whispers. I've grown tired of hanging on the drying line as chakwas catches my unracked juices without relent, so I thrust my self deprecating limp wrists into the burning roots of chaos and go from hairy joke desserts, to an easily reduced, reused, and recyclable reanimated corpse, and offering my thinning thighs to fill the her*oin drizzled free cheeseburger of your maxxed out loyalty card of surgeries done on a man with a 3 seconds to live end of match whistle guarantee. I thank my soul for 25 years of indentured, loyal servitude...but buddy, you're fired. I'm using artificial diet human will and spirit from now on, probably pump myself full of duck fat just so the bed of rice and spinach implants have something to firmly grasp like squidwards messiah palm caverns.
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Sometimes you emerge from your slab of restful sausage meat with a glint of lifetime lust supplies in your eye, and a fragment of bouncy honey that congealed in a long dead ear in your step, but today is not one of those days. In my eyes is only the urge to fight, while in flight. I don't know why they're called dogfights because I'd imagine a dog is at a distinct disadvantage up there but my furious unarmed arms of manliness and universal grease could rip apart any skybound rusty predator with a mere propeller speed b*tchslap even if I'd been paralyzed for the majority of my life after imbibing too much of whatever deigns to spark a rubbery fire in my of the six foot holes I've kicked with my shallow pinkies, like someone so vain they send their severed accusatory digits to beauty pageants alone, and win by default because everyone ran away from the still spurting luminosity and beaming smoothskin-ness like if van gogh was a nukey scorch ghoul once, but turned his life around away from wrinkly crimes against my eyes with the power of garnier, because he's not worth it but neither is jailtime. I guess he found out the hard way that its rude to point, no matter how much connective tissue the knuckle midriff in question has in its royal bank of scotwank account. #shorts
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Mass Effect Shorts
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Mass Effect Legendary Edition is finally here. The gorgeous near perfect remaster and the exact threadbare excuse I needed to pollute the foyer of this channel in exactly the same saturated sci-fi orgy manner than I did all those years ago. This is one of my favourite franchises of all time and its going to show hard. Wanna see a grown man cry? Might as well stay here on the channel...it-it just keeps happening. This time it tastes like joy though so, that's a win
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Welcome to my let's play of Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition, in this episode: No one likes being beaten to death on an empty stomach with not a single pudding pot in sight in the entire vacuum of space, but I really didn't expect the only cafeteria special to consist of a sloppy lad burger made entirely out of parts of me carved out into a tub so deep they're giving everyone some kind of ranch dressing equivalent of thalassophobia, I've dropped so many pins in there for extra brassy and bloody flavouring and I'm yet to hear the headspace massaging ping of metallic comfort, and I'm really scared of what kind of magnetic orca might burst out when my night lights go extinct, I imagine in a beautiful drippy arc of provocative whale tailing on the strangest, least ice cap melting wash cycle for a cotton thong you've ever seen, though honestly its likely to come out more salt stained and barnacled than the various forms of low opacity, low wiggle count grease I left on the gusset floor, and refused to inhale. Perhaps instead of being emasculated to death by haughty barmaids of the nebula insinuating the horns on my historically inaccurate helmet defending me from any further brain damage, or loss of a face jousting match with your average cow rhythm are compensating for my lack of double sided binocular vision c*cks like an ever alert watchtower chipmunk with a couple ivory mandingo's bursting forth from his unwashed nightcore eyes of a 9mm tall cashmere jumper'd triplet icon, where the fancy sheep was ripped into perfect hairy thirds in someone else's incorrect womb, I should die in a far more Greek epic manner, like stripping down to my musculature, only having skin rolled like an omelets, breaking the record for most pairs of pants worn, but sending every Guinness judge into a state of shock before I can be put into their personal book of high voltage, disturbing pantaloon imagery, or have their screams spun into some vinyl ridges of tortured warping. All this to defend my skivvies from the approaching liver loving badhunt swoopers like I brought fire to everyone's otherwise unvanerial'd manhoods, or maybe suffer a good donkey figging in plain sight with absolutely zero champagne to wash it down with, as the wobbles of my diaphragm are so very far from an italian brewed painful sham.
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What is Mass Effect Legendary Edition? (wiki):
Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a compilation of the video games in the Mass Effect trilogy: Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3. All three were visually remastered and had their gameplay enhanced
Development on the Legendary Edition commenced in 2019 under the direction of Mac Walters, who previously served as lead writer for Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. BioWare decided to approach the project as a remaster as opposed to a remake in order to preserve the original trilogy experience.
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