I know, I know, It's called Ahoy Landlubbers.
I'm just calling the short version Sailor Sting 30.
JustSponge - Accordion
NauticalSponge - Spoons (Clacking sound)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAnZzyuCDpU
a (not entirely) accurate depiction of the tenpence story
Cast:
Adolf Hitler.....................Quarter55
Ben Shapiro....................NauticalSponge
Gilbert Gottfried.............Tom Smith
Neil DeGrasse Tyson......tenpence
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB4yemjzEGM