Chronicles of the illusion world #3 - Belorus humour in Russian cursive - Like a lion
Like a lion.
-How do I look like? - a drunk man asked his buddy while taking dignified stance hands on the sides. -Like a lion! -Did you even see a lion? -Heard, how it oinks in the shed. -That's a pig! -That's how you look like! - the buddy replied.
Yes, it is the cat snoring.
Translation:
Gratitude.
Lawyer won a difficult case. Client is thanking him for the positive outcome.
-Mr. lawyer! How can I show You my gratitude? With what can I repay?
Lawyer: Nothing to talk about, dear! From the time money was invented, such questions are not asked!