A little late to upload this, but it's that one time of the year when it stops being that year, so I'mma get this talk started.
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Let's get you newcomers all up to speed:
Before Dark Souls, Armored Core was From Software's biggest success, first released in 1997 for the PlayStation. It's a mech combat game based around insane customization and gameplay. What you're witnessing is the first true sequel and not expansion-"sequel" to the series, Armored Core 2 for the PS2. You are a mercenary, or "Raven," piloting an Armored Core, a 10-meter-tall unstoppable mech, hired by various companies to help wage their war as they colonize the surface of Mars and compete with one another for dominance over the Red Planet. The game features both a campaign and an Arena mode, a series of 1v1 battles between you and another A.I. opponent in the arena.
We all on the same page now? Good.
If you go through the campaign doing every mission with enemy Ravens, and kill all of them, you unlock new ones to fight in the game's Arena mode. There are 8 to fight in total, and the last one is Matthias, which is erroneously stated to be unlocked after the campaign; this is false, you can unlock him just before the final campaign mission. Matthias is far and away the most difficult enemy in the Arena, boasting high-power weapons (including the legendary Karasawa mk.II laser rifle) and robotic precision, along with high mobility and all of the game's unlockable enhancements. Suffice to say, even if you yourself have these enhancements, Matthias' level of A.I. bullshit is beyond that of just about any other game I've ever seen. Imagine my shock, then, when I accidentally bring him to the arena that he is most suited to, and manage to just barely destroy him only with the use of a machine gun. This video is a recording of the after-action replay.
I'll return to making real videos soon; for now, I just want to demonstrate that something I thought impossible has happened.
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The second, albeit unofficial, episode of "The Cerberus Experience," the new show on Helldog_spawn Entertainment where the friends are just as much the stars as Cerberus himself! In this episode, Cerberus joins long-time friend Hexic for a rousing game of Gran Turismo Sport on the PS4! A whole load of bull was already underway in their lobby, but it wasn't until Hexic suggested utilizing the game's motion control feature that things were REALLY cranked up to 11, and all hell broke loose when Cerberus injected GT2000 memes directly into his jugular vein. Will these madlads come out of this excursion unscathed? I can assure you, the answer is no. Will they have fun? You probably already know the answer to that, but tune in and find out just how crazy it gets!
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Check out my IRL friend Unsuitable Programming! He does more shitpost-type videos than mine. Some of his more recent videos aren't even gaming-related, just strangely funny (and oddly Adult Swim-esque). They're actually pretty funny, especially for an intentionally low-budget kind of look. Find his channel here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-u20pggdgO6u1kv3nBYCqQ
Also visit my other IRL friend PitifulAlloy7! His content ranges wildly from more mellow and normal video game recordings to meme-laden drug trips involving substances that I'm pretty sure are not only illegal, but probably shouldn't even be capable of existing in our mere 3-dimensional reality. You can go watch him here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCwEXwT6_p1TS9i6ATh-QGwg
You should also watch the other guy in this video, Hexic, the closest thing I've got to a little brother! If you want some truly stanky memes and fresh R6S wet dreams, he's your go-to guy for that shit (here on YouTube, anyway - on Twitch, well, we'll see if he arrives for an episode of this...). Watch him here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCnuBPBbQgn_wA77Y6YWZ0QA
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The long-awaited(-ish) video series of a PlayStation classic from Cerberus has finally arrived! Join Cerberus in a blast to the past, returning to his roots and bringing with it a modern "sense of humor" (not really lol) and some foolish edits that might provide quality entertainment, in one of the most hidden of all hidden gems for the original PlayStation.
In the first episode, Cerberus re-enters the world of Armored Core, introducing the viewers to the game and taking his first steps - and shots, and flights, and everything else - into the dark and grim underground of the post-apocalyptic Earth. What dark truths await him in this new world, where peace has become nothing more than a distant memory?
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Cerberus returns to where his journey in the world of gaming began, almost two decades ago - revisiting his distant past with a modern mind, to entertain and bring joy to the future...
IN THE DISTANT FUTURE, an apocalyptic war known as the Great Destruction forced the few surviving humans to escape the barren wasteland that has become of the Earth's surface, and take refuge underground. Two entities that call themselves "corporations" - Chrome and Murakumo Millennium - fight endlessly for dominance, and in their desperate bids to destroy the other, they employ the use of Ravens - hired mercenaries working for the shadow organization "Raven's Nest" - and the precision WMDs they pilot as their tool of the trade... the mighty ARMORED CORE.
FROM "FromSoftware," THE MAKERS OF "DARK SOULS" AND "SEKIRO: SHADOWS DIE TWICE," discover the first major success the company ever had, back in the PS1 era. Featuring customizable mechs with hundreds of parts to choose from, designed by Shōji Kawamori (of "Macross" and "Transformers" fame), discover the hidden gem on the original PlayStation where Cerberus truly became Cerberus.
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There's this weird room tucked away in the middle of nowhere in the Annex. A mildly-complicated jumping puzzle will lead you up into it, and you can enter through a vent. How long has this been here, and what purpose does it serve? We'll probably find out when Shadowkeep drops.
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Got that new Solstice gear. This video made the rectal pain from the grind worth it.
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We found the Sentinel shield capable of blocking even the single most powerful Super of any class. And meme'd it.
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