He's been on these streets chasin' paper. Now that he sees that these streets aren't worth it, he wants to leave the white stuff alone. He sent me this video while he was outside with nothing but his shitty phone because our parents kicked him out cause he's just attached to the snow. Should we let him back in? I think he will have a lot to make videos about now...
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Three roommates from Harlem live in a Studio apartment with one couch in Josh's basement. They experience a series of various misadventures every day. Jay hopes to make the day brighter by having people over for a small party after Dee suffers an accident.
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Drake Organ(n)- A paper thin neural cell that acts as a second spine in the central nervous system.
The Realest Nigga Alive comes back to enlighten us about the ancient artifact that goes ignored: The Drake Organ. According to his philosophies, Men evolved to being born without hearts centuries ago when the word "thirsty" was born.
He explains that any feeling and emotion that is hinted is merely temporary illusion made by males to keep their prey long enough to absorb every ounce of energy from them. Males feed on sex and will commence hypnotization known as the "Hit it and Quit it" in order to complete their mission of letting their legacy live on in their seed. They are Male Succubi of sexual seduction.
Disclaimer: The Realest Nigga Alive is merely a devil's advocate meant to present justifications for social immoralities and "taboos" in order to enlighten people's ability to change perspectives. This series does not reflect any of Jeffrey Almonte's standards whatsoever. In other words,this is a Satire.
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Share this powerful message in the form of freeverse poem of enlightenment with a friend. Many of you are quick to share a fight video or a nonsensically stupid video for a quick laugh but are too hesitant to share something with the intentions of empowering the people and empowering yourself as part of the mass consciousness.
The Revolutionary
If your mind is hermetically locked,
my words will be relatively frightenin'.
But no worries I got the key of Locke
to grant you lyrical enlightenment.
Though my first name aint John
I still feel my throat tightenin'; and it's frightenin'
how secret societies trynna keep grip.
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Jinzo was covering a song by Linkin park and decided to bring his pastor along to cover the chorus harmonies.
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Jordan Peele first Black screenwriter to win Best Original Screenplay oscar– nominated for Best Director and Best Picture.
An oscar on your first feature film is a big deal. A huge deal for an experimental film coined as the first of it’s genre. “Social horror.” Coming from a comedy background with his “Key and Peele” series, it’s important to note his decision to roam away from what he knew was already working for most Black comedians. Black comedy movies. Parody movies. Movies we have plenty of. Some of the most classic and beloved episodes of the Key and Peele series were ones that felt more like political satire. But he chose to create something that he could call his. While Get Out had many comedic undertones, its socio-political theme was what made it a classic to many Americans that could connect to this.
And right on time with Black Panther just hitting $1 Billion at the Box office after just four weeks of its release. Black people really meant business when #OscarsSoWhite was trending on Twitter two years ago. Suddenly movies like Hidden Colors, Birth of a Nation, Get Out, and Black Panther started gaining steam all over social media amongst millenials. Were doors opening once Hollywood realized they could capitalize on this political interest?
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Niggas be like "But, I don't say much." Pero, O.
Bitches stay posting up modeling pictures on Facebook, but can't even pay attention to whats wrong with the picture! CONTROL YOU SHOOTING ENVIRONMENT. SMH PHOTOGRAPHERS NOWADAYS WITH FAKE ASS PHOTOGRAPHY FUCKIN UP THEIR MODEL'S DRESSES SMH :'(
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