Ted talks about losing control of his bowels as a newly married man. Ted Alexandro's fifth hour special "Cut/Up" - comes direct from the best comedy clubs in America! This is the closest you can get to a front row seat at the Comedy Cellar, Village Underground, and more - without the two drink minimum! Go with Ted as he expounds on his new marriage, expecting his first child, and the world of politics and culture as only he can. PLEASE SUBSCRIBE! Bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/tedalexandro Follow Ted! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tedalexandro/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/tedalexandro Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TedAlexandro Merch: https://www.tedalexandro.com/merch #tedalexandroshow #tedalexandro ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsPPZw1QVJ4

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Ted and his family make the big move to become homeowners in Connecticut! Then Ted has a great, in-depth talk with his old friend Wyatt Cenac about everything from SNL letters to COVID-era comedy and Wyatt's texts to Barry Jenkins. Bonus content: https://www.patreon.com/tedalexandro Follow Ted! Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/tedalexandro/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/tedalexandro Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/c/TedAlexandro Merch: https://www.tedalexandro.com/merch #tedalexandroshow #tedalexandro ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZJOL3ovb9U

This week Ted boldly ventures out into the summer conditions of the outer world on a walk with his wife and stumbles upon a student teacher kickball game, evoking both his days as a teacher just trying to fill the last week of school, as well as his own glory days in junior high riding the bench with acne on his legs for a winning student-teacher basketball game, and the tender moment with his dad that it made possible. Then Ted takes everything off the docket. turns the comedy brain off, and forgoes all plans except to eat 30 bowls of healthy food in 30 days with his wife (or at least 3 per week). The answer life is quinoa, sweet potato ribbons, and push-ups. Then in "What Are You Watching" Ted jumps in with both as he faces the harsh truths in "When They See Us", about the Exonerated Five aka The Central Park Five. The in "The Catch Up" Ted starts to catch up with Keith Robinson but he unfortunately caught him about to replace his dying battery! But Ted finally connects with long-time friend, hilarious comedian and multiple-unsuccessful-preview Catch-Up attempt winner Erin Foley and finds her ready and eager to finally catch up! Get tickets for Ted's Summer Residency at The Creek and The Cave in NYC here: http://creeklic.com/events/artist-residency-ted-alexandro-2019-06-06/  If you have been enjoying the show, subscribe to A Little Bit Me then check out more from Ted at www.tedalexandro.com   and follow him @Tedalexandro on Twitter and Instagram. Buy the 15th Anniversary Edition of As Much As You Want here: https://800pgr.lnk.to/AlexandroTW  and get his new hour special Senior Class of Earth at www.atcspecials.com! Ted photo by Eric Korenman, Music by ProProDLC, Produced & Edited by Matthew L. Weiss ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUnRexYCVrg